My super close peeps....in the order of which they became my friends....why i love them, and what they've taught me. and my favorite quotes from them!
Froggy-My big sister. she loves me enough to smack me in the head (repeatedly...i'm so totally telling gramma on you!), give me advice, cry on my shoulder, play with my hair till i fall asleep, and give me free hair cuts/coloring :) "Don't tell Tina...i'll kick ur ass"
Smalls-My best friend. my world. my little bro. "listen to ME, smalls!"
Foof-My twin. she keeps me in check and never lets me forget who i am...and all the stupid SHIT i've done "megan, ur not gonna tell all ur college friends how dumb i am are you?"
CornyRae-My ex-cousin-in-law/best friend thinger. she's goofy enough to kiss me with skanky dorito breath, and serious enough to threaten my life if i dont clean up my act...seriously, she'd kill me...well...not KILL me, kill me...but she'd be P.I.S.E.D. (yes, i know how to spell pissed Michael, it's from a movie) "hoooooo my cock! ohhhhhhh my cock!"
BitchSister-My hero. she saved my life...i'm serious, if i didnt have her in Highschool...hell, in JUNIOR high, i'd be dead, i'm not kidding. "Shit happens...life goes on"
Spami-i love her....so many intense conversations....followed by fits of hysterical laughter. "i dont like ur attitude...ur not a very nice person!"
Snatch-how can u explain him? he's my cuddle buddy, he does the best moaning durring backrubs, and he's my Old Fart. "Sup snatch...come over here and get naked so we can fuck like bunnies!"
Wede-she lets me cry and bitch about the same fuckin problems every time i talk to her! she lets me know that it's ok to just be who i am. "heeyyyyyyy sexy!!"
StupidSkank-the best locker buddy i've ever had...TWICE! "no, YOU'RE the stupid skank!"
Little Man-he showed me that it's important to really listen to what people are telling you...and to show love to your family everyday. "mommy, you can leave now. That girl is here!"
Punk-he makes me realize that...i'm SUPPOSED to be a mom. "I'm not crazy, MY MOM IS CRAZYYYYY!!!"
Harley-i'm her biatch. she likes it. she gave me the courage to make friends...and dance! "schoon! ur my bitch...and i like it!"
Joshica-yeah, i mean both of you! i dont really remember who i became friends with first...i do however remember having a huge crush on ONE of you...sorry josh, ur gf is HOT! ;) "that's it, i quit, i hate you all!!/See!! you guys gave me shit for it!"
AnnieG-what can i say. She's white. "DUUUUUDE!"
MyStrawberry-she KNOWS me. i mean really...KNOWS me. plus...she's one fine piece of arse! "I dont know, it's never needed it!"
SaraB-have fun. be a kid sometimes! and go roll down a hill in the middle of the nite when u dont have a coat and it's freezing outside! "HECK yes!"
Avy-My baby. i love him....he's taught me patience....and appreciation for life. (yes, im friends with a 2 year old. leave me alone!) "no darcy today mommy. My Megan!"
DICK-my brotha from anotha motha. i luv him. we can have the deepest, most personal conversations, get into a huge fight, swear, call eachother bitches....hug and make up 5 minutes later, and we're both over it. "Megan...i think it's time for you to suck my penis now."
McDivitt-friends are great, family's better. "hiiii megan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stevey did it."
K.P.-we had sum great bonding time durrin lil abner...and we both had HUGE crushes....hahahaa, remember the good ol' days K.P.?! "it's kelly....WITH A Y!!"
C.Hoff-STUD. he was my light bitch for the play, and once they become ur bitch, there's no turnin back! "sup schoon."
A.Web, AKA Napolean-we are truely Techies, thru and thru. boo hiss to those freakin glory hogs ppl like to call "actors". he's the man, and im glad he lets me drink his Dew. "but my lips hurt REAL BAD!!"
Michael-yes, that's your name, and it's what i'm going to call you, so GET OVER IT! he made me realize that good friends are hard to come by...so be nice to them...even when they get on ur nerves...right michael?! "shuttt uppppp"
MattieRand-i'll never find a .....well, you know how it goes. he's a furkin stud. mattie lets me still act like a lil kid, but i can still take care of him too...so quit pukin on me kid! "ohhhh i shoulda stopped at nine!"
Lucia-even tho i cant call her that bcuz she spells her name different now...that's how i remember her. she was my rock in 3rd grade, and we're back together again after she freakin stalked me all thru Sr. year! "GET OUT OF MY CLASSES!!! ":)
KimmyKaye-love whoever you want. everyone else can get the fuck over it! "Have sweet nasty kinky sex dreams about me!"
Bing-Do what makes you happy, not what people think is cool "Are we not all human? If you squeeze us, do we not poop?"RickRat-it's ok to have fun! even if it makes people look at you like you're insane. "yeah, well, it'd make a good story!"
Markus-be who you want to be. be true to your friends. be true to yourself. "We can make out. Just...dont fall in love with me. and remember...i'd rather have a penis down my throat than your tung!"
Scooby-not all guys are assholes....just dumb ones. "hello. i've waited here for you...everlong..."
Leeshie-she reminds me that it's ok to be quiet once in a while...and let it all hang out around your friends! "DONT RIDE ME!!"
Stephanie-she tought me to be who i am no matter who's around....well...she didnt actually TEACH me...but she convinced me to go on the trip that tought me that. "byyyeeeeeee schoooooon"
Babs-she's taught me responsibilty....and respect. "OHHHH!! i'm IRATE rite now! i'm about to freak the FUCK out!!"
Jess-friends truely do rock my face off. do what makes you happy. "Whatever....i'm getting cheese fries!"
Kati-dont change just cuz some dumb guy wants u to. your real friends will love you for YOU. "maybe it's a guy that only sleeps with whores??"
LynsieLea-be yourself. those who matter wont care and those who care dont matter. "Yeah, that'd go over like a turd in a punch bowl!"Asa - do what you want. friends are the most important thing in the world and if you have to change for them, they arent really your friends. "JUST GO! Run like a flash-light!"Kayla S. - have a good time while you're here. everyone loves the happy girl! "I'm not gonna lie....."
friends are AMAZING. i love them!
