Saturday, February 26, 2005

the interesting events of Thursday

hey yall! i'm back at good ol' Dirty Burge, obviously, as i have previously blogged. well, i am currently in the Law Library, waiting for Alisha to get off work, so i decided to blog..cuz it's gonna be a long one and it'll take a good chunk of my wait away!
So, Thursday i woke up, got dressed, went down stairs to get a cd to listen to, and just said (like i do every morning!) ..."mom, i dont waaaannnna go to school today, i want to go back to bed!" in a goofy/tired/i-know-i-have-to-go-to-school voice. and my mom looks at me and says "you can stay home if you do laundry all day." and i was like "REALLY?!? i will so totally do that!" and she goes "ok, just dont tell ur dad, he'd have a fit." and then i was suddenly giddy and wide awake! so i went back upstairs and put in some Kelly Clarkson(rock on, right AP!?) and put on some red & white beeds (state wrestling..support the nice boys!)...then had pretty much made up my mind that i was gonna go to school, cuz i was in a good mood by then. so i went in the bathroom and brushed my teeth and Smalls was like.."are you going to school!?!?! when mom said you could STAY HOME?!?!?!" and i was like...."yeah, i should go." and he said "dude...you are a disgrace to all childhood! i am ahsamed to call you my sister! STAY HOME!!! cuz i totally would" and then i thought about it. i didnt really WANT to go to school. i didnt really WANT to eat poopy cafiteria lunch. then i thought...how could i let all of the teen population down like this? how could i go to school WILLINGLY, knowing that my mom said i could stay home and was going to cover for me? i simply couldnt do that to my fellow High School students. so i stayed home. and not only did i do ALL of the laundry like mom asked me to, i also picked up the living room and family room, washed the dishes, and cleaned the kitchen. am i a good kid or what!?!?
So, amongst doing all of that, i suddenly remembered one key thing....i was going to Burge the next day!!!! i immediatly got giddy and couldnt sit still to save my life, so i decided to crank some Eminem and pack my bag for the weekend. as the day went on, i got a little bored, but then i just watched some good ol' Day Time tv. by the time i was done makin Mac & cheese and cleanin the kitchen, Maury was on...and before i knew it, school was out and Smalls and Foof were back at home. so, a little after that, i heard a knock at the door. seeing as i was "sick" from school that day, i sent Foof to answer the door (plus i was watchin Oprah and Ashton were on...i was comfy!) and it was Momma Picht and KP!!! i was uber excited. KP had told me a few days ago that they would really appreciate it if i could take some goodies up to AP, and i of course said i would! to my utter suprise and complete happiness, Momma Picht made ScotcherRoos!!! i was stoked beyond belife...if you've ever had Momma Picht's Roos...you know why...they are Orgasmicly good! now, i also found this funny...you see, AP gave up chocolate for Lynt....haha, LOSER! and i laughed and told Momma Picht this...at which point, she puts both her hands on my shoulders, looks me right in the eye, and with that classicly wonderful Momma Picht smile, she says "Now...you tell my daughter...that we are NOT Catholic. and she is GOING to eat this chocolate!" i laughed and said "yes ma'am!", and i DID tell you that didnt i AP!!!
So anyway, i ate a Roo, as they are quite excellent and i couldnt wait till the next day to have one...hehe. then, mom came home, and being the nice daughter that i am, i had to make her try a Roo de Momma Picht...she thought they were amazing (everyone does!) and then felt bad for eating one, so she made snack mix and more Roos for me and ap (even tho they werent as good as Momma Picht's...they were still good!...thanx mommy!). so, mom decided that we needed to have Goolaush for dinner that nite, and i made it, as i do make the best pasta dishes EVER...well, after that one Itiallian chick on the Food Network, right Foof! so i made dinner and Smalls and Foof cleaned up, while i packed MORE stuff for the weekend in IA city. so, i was lying on my bed, half asleep, when Foof comes in my room and says..."mom wants you." so i went down to see what she wanted....she woke me up to go to the freakin store!!! when she was fully still dressed and not doing ANYTHING!!! (well, i guess she was watching the apprentice, but who cares!! i was about to go to sleep!). so being the nice daughter that i am, i went to get her some dang Veggie oil and freakin plastic baggies....where i ran into Kay and Lynch. Kay strongly advised me to "be good this weekend, have fun, and dont do anything I wouldnt do!" then we chatted about State Wrestling for a bit, and i wanted to go back home and she had to do some price checks or somethin, so we hugged and said our "see ya later-ers" and parted ways. then Lynch was workin check out, and i told him about mom makin me go to the store...and he said "see, now when Mom sends me out to get her crap, i always buy a 12 pack of Dew and a few good candy bars!! come on, step it up!", so i endulged and bought a snickers, to which he replied "ONE candy bar! man, we got some work to do!" i laughed, thanked him for his prompt and expert serivce, said hey and later to JordanB., and then drove the 3 and a half blocks back to my house.
then i was awake and really bored, so i called Rick to ask him why he left me a msg on my AOL calling me a stupid head. to which he responded " cuz i went to talk to u and u WEREN'T THERE!!" and i was all..ohhh sorry crabby patty! then i asked him if he ever planned to go to school again, cuz he hadnt been there since monday and wasnt there that day either...and he told me that he had Pink Eye and a fever of 103 (still has pink eye, the fever lasted for 3 days) and that he didnt wanna go to school friday..then we talked on the phone for a good 45 minutes...dude, the kid felt FINE, but hey, at least he aint spreadin pink eye! and then i had to go cuz aunt tina beeped in on the call waiting...we chatted for about 15 minutes, then i decided it was time for bed, since it was like 10 and we were leavin at FIVE AM!!! so i went to bed and had a great "nap" as i like to call it, cuz sleepin from 11:30 to 4 aint hardly a night's sleep!
well, i'm gonna go hang with alisha for a bit, i'll blog more of the weekend later!! stay tuned for all the good times of Friday and the Morice story! it's quality, i'm tellin ya. bye yall!
~Me~

good times

good times at dirty burge with Alisha, Alli, Justin, Erik, and Me! leave a msg cuz we arent here!!
~Me~

p.s. erik says im his new best friend..rock on.

Friday, February 25, 2005

dirty burge

i'm at Dirty Burge....leave a msg! love ya peeps!
~Me~

Thursday, February 24, 2005

tomorrow

Tomorrow, tomorrow! i love ya, tomorrow...you're only a DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAWAYYYYYYYYY!!!! those of you who read my blog on a regular basis know the significance of that song as it partains to my life. hey AP.....TOMORROW!!!!! bye yall!
~Me~

p.s. i have now decided to post all my blogs in a different color, the color being the favorite of the person whom i am thinking the most about. guess who it is today!

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

uh-ohh!

so, i've been told off for writing a blog. if you want details, email me or talk to me on AOL or in school. sorry for offending...lol. btw, i'm still gunna keep blogging. bye yall.
~Me~

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

TOTAL DOMINATION!!!!

"And...in first place...no supprise! once again, AUDUBON HIGH SCHOOL!!!!" oh yeah baby! WIC champs, 3 years and counting!!! and when i say "total domination"..i mean it! the second place school had 41 points....Audubon (the WINNING school!!!!) had 106 points!!! as you may have guessed..i was a bit stoked...teehee, teehee!
OH YEAH!!! i have a prom "date"...and DATE is in " " because i'm goin with a gay man! omg..i'm uber stoked!!! he's awsome! **Hi Markus!!!** obviously, i wont be getin any, but hey...i'm gonna have a total blast and a half! AND!! he's pickin me up in a pick-'em-up- truck! fuckin stud!!!
well, speech was awsome today! i did acting, i got a 45 from the first judge (who was Miss Madsen, btw!) and a 44 from the second judge (i didnt know that one...but she was eating the whole fuckin time..it was rather distracting!) and i didnt get recalled cuz the first time i did it (time limit is 8 minutes) my thing was 9 min. 57 seconds...the second time i did it, it was 9 minutes and 5 seconds...lol. so yeah, i got some cuttin to do before Districts!
So anywayz, tomorrow i go back to school....and the guys leave for State Wrestling (Joey, Travis, Brooke, and Aaron all made it to state btw...which is awsome...ALL the seniors!) on Wednesday afternoon, and i'm sad cuz i dont get to go cuz mom wont let me miss anymore school :( so then the wrestling starts on Thursday...good luck boys! especially to those of you who are NICE to me..you know who u are! and rumor around school has it that they might cancel school on thurs. cuz so many ppl are goin to wrestling!! bout time!!! and then...friday....the day i've been counting down to for the past, oh...two weeks...SCHOON'S RETURN TO DIRTY BURGE!!!! I GET TO SEE ALISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, yeah..and i have a college visit...but I GET TO SEE ALISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well peeps, i think i'm off to bed. thanks for readin, and stay tuned for further updates in the Boring Life of Schoon! awsome job to eveyone who performed today! kick but and you will all so TOTALLY do it again next year! bye yall!
~Schoon~

P.S. hey AP.....THREE days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Friday, February 18, 2005

Seven Days!

"oh my god....oh my god....oh my GOD...OH MY GOD!!!!" that is what i said when i woke up this morning to look at my calandar....do you know why? cuz in precisly seven days.....i'll be back in DIRTY BURGE! SEVEN DAYS!!!!!! kick ass! well, i just had to point that out...now i have to go back to school...meh! and yes, AP....let's find me a Boy Toy this time!! hehe. love you ap, love all you others who read my blog! and HAHA to all of you cuz..i get to see AP's royal hottness in SEVEN DAYS!! teehee, teehee. bye yall!
~Schoon~

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

take me down to paradise city....

So yeah, i had a nice long talk with Hawk today durring 8th period. so we decided to work out or walk every day at 4....which is good cuz i need it. oh, so yeah, rick came over. ok, for those of you who didnt know, i had a big crush on him, but we talked about things (the crush included) and my feelings have changed from a crush to...now he is one of my best friends. he told me the other day that he wasn't allowed to have ppl over after 10 pm cuz his mom works nite. and i was like..."rick..i'm at ur house till 2 am like, all the time!" and he goes "yeah, but ur like...my sister". so then i knew that i couldnt "like" him, like him. so we talked a LOT and now we're all good...which is awsome cuz he's like, one of my best friends now. so newayz, he came over so i could make a cd for him...which we never did finish cuz the lazy pile wanted to lay on the couch and talk to me rather than tell me what songs to download. so yeah...that's about it for my exciting day...woot. so, tomorrow i gotta work out by myself cuz Hawk has to take Don to his surgery and she can't be there...then, we start together on friday. fun times, i'm kinda stoked. AAAND, All-State speech is this weekend and i'm super stoked for that! then...a week after that....Schoon returns to DIRTY BURGE!!!!!!!!! oh yeah!! well, i'm gonna go work on the blankie that i'm makin for Pam's baby. bye yall!
~Schoon~


p.s. i told ya the next blog would have font for a special someone!!!! ;)

p.s. some more....hey AP.......niner days!!!!

Ya got shocks....pegs...LUCKY!

Hey all. that's a quote from Napolean, incase u were wondering! so i went in for speech practice this morning. it went great! i have the first two whole pages memorized! i only have like, half a page left!! i'm so stoked for WIC!! we gotta take WIC just like we took it last year. TOTAL DOMINATION! i'll post again today cuz i have a full schedule of some fun some, some NOT so fun (but necessary) stuff, and some plans with rick...so i'll post about my exciting day before i go to bed 2nite. bye yall!
~Me~






p.s. Hey ap.......NINE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

p.s. some more...the orange is for Jimmy Dean..cuz he was in the library at the time.....my next blog font will be for someone REALLY special! ;)

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Return to Dirty Burge!!!

Ohhhh Back to Burge! Back to Burge! to prove to Dad that i am not a fool! i got my bags packed up...my shoes tied tight! i hope i dont get in a fight!!! OHHHH back to Burge, Back to Burge....

Incase you are extremely dense, here's the blunt version...I'M GOING BACK TO DIRTY BURGE!!!!!!!!!! i am so fuckin stoked! you have no idea.....i'm going HOME...i cant wait..i love iowa city! i love dirty burge! i love me some AP!!! i'm sooo pumped! well, i'm gonna be late for school so i better go! bye yall!
~Me~

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Beer Song!!!

*Yelled whisper* JUSTIN!!! sing The Beer song!!!

Drunkards: Da.
Dee Da.
Dee Da.
Dee Da.
Dee Da.
All we ever do is drink, drink, drink.
We never go skating at the rink, rink, rink.
If we can not be found at home don't fear, fear, fear.
We'll be at the bar drinking a BEER!
Beeeeecause Weeeere. . .
Always in the beer
We're always in the beer.
We're always in the beer.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
We're always in the beer.
We're always in the beer.
We're always in the beer.
(Hey!)
Da.
Dee Da.
Dee Da.
Dee Da.
Dee Da.
There are many reasons to come to the bar, bar, bar.
Some are very close and some afar, far, far.
Some come here to drink away their life, life, life.
Lone Man: I come here to get away from me wife!
Everybody: Wife! Wife! Wife!
We're always in the beer.
We're always in the beer.
We're always in the beer
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
We're always in the beer.
We're always in the beer.
We're always in the beer.
(Hey)


Justin, you are the MAN!!!

Friday, February 04, 2005

Because of You ~Kelly Clarkson~

I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery.
I will not break the way you did, you fell so hard.
I 've learned the hard way to never let it get that far.

Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so i dont get hurt.
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me,
but everyone around me
Because of you...I am afraid.

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because you know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake a smile, a laugh everyday of my life!
My heart can't possibly break...when it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so i dont get hurt.
Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me,
but eveyone around me.
Because of you...I am afraid.

I watched you die,
I heard you cry every night in your sleep.
I was so young,
You should have known better than to lean on me.
You never thought of anyone else,
You just saw your pain.
And now i cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing!

Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so i dont get hurt.
Because of you I try my hardest just to forget everything.
Because of you I dont know how to let anyone else in.
Because of you I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty.
Because of you...I am afraid

Because of you...
Because of you.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Running heals all!

Well, i just got done washin off the skankiness that always acompanies a work out....you know...workouts are a great way to de-stress. i was really pissed off and just totally stressed out..i even blogged it all, but this stupid thing didnt work, so it didnt show up! i'm just glad that i went cuz i got to listen to my wonderful Eminem and run and just pound my feet against the tread-mill and get rid of all my thoughts. i even lifted a bunch and now my arms feel like lead! which, i guess is a good thing, although washing my hair was a challange....lol. so yeah, i feel much better now and i'll blog when i have more interesting things to blog about! bye yall.
~Me~

and i'm spent!

Ok, time to vent. i am just so sick of high school! ppl are really beginning to get on my nerves! i just think i am ready to be out of here and off at college. i'm tired of being alone and im tired of not having a boyfriend...and yes, i am still bitching about that and will continue to do so untill i get sick of it! i dont get it...all of my friends say that i am a fun person and really open minded and i dont judge ppl....all my guy friends say the same thing...that i'm "not like all those stuck up snobby chicks who always worry about how they look and what ppl will think of them..." so then why dont i have a boyfriend!? oh yeah, cuz this place is full off ppl who ARE stuck on looks and think that the only ppl who are worthy of anytime are skinny pretty ppl like sara andersen and brynne rugeberg. and ppl wonder why so many girls are anorexic and hide things from their families! but really, i'm fucking sick of all this bull shit and i cant WAIT to get the hell outta here! and hey, AP, i dont know when i can come visit cuz my dad wont look at his damn work schedule to see when he's off and i dont know when i'll have a free weekend. i love you and thanx for everything u do for me....really, this would be a much longer blog with a lot more harshness if it weren't for you. bye yall.
~Me~